Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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