All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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