just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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