I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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