How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
