You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
They took my balls.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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