The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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