You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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