Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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