no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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