dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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