So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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