Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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