Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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