Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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