i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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