I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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