I just saw a hot homeless man
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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