that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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