If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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