Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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