he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Did you pee in the oven last night??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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