The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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