did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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