.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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