i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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