we have pet lesbian snakes
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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