# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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