Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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