You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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