so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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