you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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