this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Michael Bay diarrhea
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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