sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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