and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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