can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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