You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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