I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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