I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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