Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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