8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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