When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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