I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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