I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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