i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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