So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The air taste purple.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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