windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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