I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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