who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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