it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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