can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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