jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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