twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
be right there i have to get my cape
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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