he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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